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Best Toilet Paper
« on: January 05, 2012, 09:13:02 PM »
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Re: Best Toilet Paper
« Reply #1 on: January 05, 2012, 09:17:42 PM »
sandpaper--ANY grit...
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Re: Best Toilet Paper
« Reply #2 on: January 05, 2012, 09:32:08 PM »
Quote from: Rainman on January 05, 2012, 09:13:02 PM
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Since when are your hands made of paper?
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Re: Best Toilet Paper
« Reply #3 on: January 05, 2012, 09:34:36 PM »
I just use my hand.  It's the India way.  Cheaper too. 
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Re: Best Toilet Paper
« Reply #4 on: January 05, 2012, 10:18:25 PM »
Quote from: Goggles Pisano on January 05, 2012, 09:34:36 PM
I just use my hand.  It's the India way.  Cheaper too.

Can I ask which hand you use to wipe with Mr. Pissano?

just in case we meet some day, I'll know which hand to shake with.
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Re: Best Toilet Paper
« Reply #5 on: January 05, 2012, 10:24:50 PM »
Was at a track out in the hills of NC and there was a corn cob on a chain.
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Re: Best Toilet Paper
« Reply #6 on: January 07, 2012, 12:28:09 AM »
better than a pine cone on a chain...   ;D
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Re: Best Toilet Paper
« Reply #7 on: January 07, 2012, 12:32:37 AM »
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Re: Best Toilet Paper
« Reply #8 on: January 07, 2012, 06:43:05 AM »
Just grab a furry critter & whip your butt with it..
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Re: Best Toilet Paper
« Reply #9 on: January 07, 2012, 09:23:07 AM »
How did Nascar miss this...Charmin...Official toilet paper of Nascar
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Re: Best Toilet Paper
« Reply #10 on: January 07, 2012, 09:53:00 AM »
Always the LEFT hand -- I work alot in the Middle East and India and they always wipe with the LEFT hand -- they shake hands and eat with the right!
In days past if you committed a SERIOUS crime they would cut of your left hand -- therfore making you an outcast because you eat and wipe your ***** with the same hand.
Also since they do not have "western toilets" they use "squat and shots" with a hose to -spray- off the sensitive areas ----
It is fun to say the lest !!   
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Re: Best Toilet Paper
« Reply #11 on: January 07, 2012, 10:28:57 AM »
All I can say is Spring can't come fast enough.
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Re: Best Toilet Paper
« Reply #12 on: January 16, 2012, 04:59:35 PM »
They have toilet paper at tracks?
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Re: Best Toilet Paper
« Reply #13 on: January 17, 2012, 10:15:31 AM »
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