OK ok , I got it all figured out now
, startin on the front row just a few 6 points away from havin the Track Championship in my grasp and I'm gonna use all my brains to win this thing
, hey look that third place kid is next to me , what the he11 is his name ?? ok ok I know now it's Cherrio's all I gotta due is win the heat and beat that Cherrio's kid and I'm within 6 points of the title with just the feature left and I'm really really really fast and pretty smart too
, Ok now green flag and I'm really really fast , BUT WAIT that "kid" is still hangin in there, DON'T he know who I am
well I'll fix that in the next couple of corners, just nudge him a bit and nobody will ever see anything....... Hey .. wait .. what in the hell
... that "kid" just passed me and now he's in the lead
, oh no, please don't let me end my seasion like this
, ok ok I got it now ,, were going into turn one and I'm gonna nudge him just a little, ACTUALY I'm gonna just hold it on the floor and never turn ,,, cause I'm the champ ( right ?? ) , ok ok here goes....
BANG oops I musta hit him too hard, after all I was only going 30 mph faster when I hit him... Now what in the hell...... are they black flaggin me for.. don't they know my foot slipped off the pedal and it was pushin and I hit oil after he stopped in front of me ..... what ? what do you mean park it ?? what did I do ?? you all seen it , after all I'm the champ here and I gotta title to win... oops just lost my heat points cause I'm parked.... oh well I'll get him in the feature if he can return , he is wrecked pretty bad so I'm not sure he can make it but we will see. Dang... now I am really really really mad
, had the title in my hand, and now my sister in law whips my azz and wins the track championship
, hey wait a minute .....what do you mean I'm not in second place ?? oh yeah I forgot about wreckin in the feature, don't get too many points on the back of that wrecker
, hey wait a minute I'm tied with that kid for second in points
, now what
what do ya mean I'm in third cause he won the tie breaker in points by havin more wins
, plus the little bastrd passed me, now i'm really really pizzed, BUT I sure showed him, huh
?? after all everyone knows who I am ...... god dang kid anyway's who in the he11 let him on the track....