A lawyer, 39 years of age, died suddenly and found himself before St. Peter and the Judgement Seat. Peter began, "Well, let's us see where you will be sent . . .
The lawyer interrupted and said, "Before you do that, and I think I know where I'm going anyway, I'd like to ask why I died so young."
St. Peter said, "We show that you are ninety years old."
The lawyer said, "That's wrong. I am 39."
St. Peter said, "Oh, we didn't use the calendar. We counted up all your billed hours to your clients."
