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leadfoot4

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A lawyer dies....
« on: July 18, 2018, 08:15:36 AM »
 A lawyer, 39 years of age, died suddenly and found himself before St. Peter and the Judgement Seat. Peter began, "Well, let's us see where you will be sent . . .

The lawyer interrupted and said, "Before you do that, and I think I know where I'm going anyway, I'd like to ask why I died so young."

St. Peter said, "We show that you are ninety years old."

The lawyer said, "That's wrong. I am 39."

St. Peter said, "Oh, we didn't use the calendar. We counted up all your billed hours to your clients."

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Re: A lawyer dies....
« Reply #1 on: July 28, 2018, 12:24:16 PM »
A lawyer dies...

...and no one cares.


 

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