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Author Topic: BLONDE JOKE ; "NOT DUMB BLONDE, BUT BLONDE"  (Read 1039 times)

argonrcn

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BLONDE JOKE ; "NOT DUMB BLONDE, BUT BLONDE"
« on: March 19, 2012, 10:27:46 PM »
One day a man was driving down the road in a hot red convertible.

 He was driving 15 mph when a rabbit that hopped in front of his car.

 As the man swerved the rabbit swerved also and was run over.

 The man got out of the car and started crying "OH-MY-GOD... OH-MY-GOD!!!!"

 Just then a blonde drives up and asks him what's wrong, when he tells her she says, "Oh I can fix that."

 She goes to her car, pulls out a can and sprays the rabbit with it.

 It instantly comes alive and hops off, but every five feet it turns back to wave, before finally disappearing into the forest.

 The guy is amazed and says, "how did you do that?"

 The blonde just tosses him the can and drives off.

 The can says "Hair Spray: Guaranteed to bring your hair back to life and create a permanent wave." :P ;D

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Re: BLONDE JOKE ; "NOT DUMB BLONDE, BUT BLONDE"
« Reply #1 on: March 20, 2012, 07:09:37 AM »
....not only that, but a year after getting her new storm windows, and the bill came due, she tossed it in the trash. Why? because the salesman said they'd pay for themselves in the first year!


 

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