ANIMAL HOUSE VS STRIPES

[argonrcn]

Pick your favorite movie and best line.

[Groundpounder]

Blazing Saddles

Lili Von Shtupp: Tell me, schatze, is it twue what they say about the way you people are... gifted?
[sound of zipper opening]
Lili Von Shtupp: Oh, it's twue. It's twue. It's twue, it's twue!

Lili Von Shtupp: Would you like another schnitzengruben?
Bart: No, thank you. Fifteen is my limit on schnitzengruben.
Lili Von Shtupp: Well, then how about a little...
[whispers in his ear]
Bart: Baby, please! I am not from Havana.
Lili Von Shtupp: Will I... see you again?
Bart: Well, it all depends on how much vitamin E I can get my hands on.

[Gomerpyle]

Blazing Saddles--"Where the white women at"

[Groundpounder]

There are so many great lines in Blazing Saddles, it's hard to pick just one.

Reverend Johnson: We will now read from Matthew, Mark, Luke...
[stick of dynamite sails in through window]
Reverend Johnson: ... and DUCK.

or how about:

Taggart: ...What in the Wide World of Sports is a-going on here? I hired you people to get a little track laid, not to jump around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots!

[Gomerpyle]

"Why Rhett, what have I told you about washing your hands after a weekly cross burnin'"  Waco Kid (Jim)

[spooker]

Animal House, by far!  "Do you mind if we dance wif yo dates"?

Brian

[Gomerpyle]

"You still want to show me your cucumber" - Mrs. Wormer

[kt]

Animal House

Dean Wormer: "Fat, drunk, and $tupid are no way to go through life."

Bluto(kt): 35 yrs later...."I don't know, I think it's been a pretty good ride.".........lol